BAMF’s Movie Poster Hall of Fame – KILL SQUAD

I only remember two things about Kill Squad. First, that it isn’t nearly as awesome as the poster. Second, not only is it not nearly as awesome as the poster, it is actually really bad—like the cinematic equivalent to crapping your pants. And by that I mean that watching it not only feels like you’ve crapped your pants, but I’m sure that being in must’ve felt the same way. I can’t remember where I first saw the poster, but it was some time in the 1980s, and I thought one thing—“I’ve got to see this movie!!!” I mean look at this poster—12 Hands!!! 12 Feet!!! 24 Reasons to die!!! When I finally saw all 24 of those reasons to die, I felt like all 24 of ‘em were just boring me to death. Oh well, at least the poster is cool.